The Great Ironies of Life

When you think about it - whether you believe the Creation Theory or the Evolution Theory - the process of child creation is amazing.

From a fertilized egg to childbirth of a working human is too complex to even contemplate. It is amazing how it all seems so pefect, everything working in complete unison. For those of you that have children you understand.

You also understand the associated ironies of this amazingly complex and perfect process. Ironies that such a perfect creation and process should not even allow:

1. Why does gas create such pain for babies and makes them scream like a stuck pig?
2. Why can babies sleep perfectly...except from between the hours of 11pm to 3am...when 99.99% percent of the rest of the world sleeps.
3. Why do babies grab and pull chest hair, when Papa is trying to calm the babies? Perhaps to keep the tired Papa from falling asleep?